AISLOP-REVIEW
editorial engine

ai writes. AISLOP-REVIEW edits.

For decades, Strunk & White, Orwell, and Zinsser taught us to write well. Now AI slop drowns the internet in generic, empty prose. AISLOP-REVIEW brings back the edge by transforming your ideas into writing that sounds like a human who gives a damn.

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AISLOP-REVIEW editor
Inline Critique

In today's rapidly evolving digital landscape,it's increasingly important⚠️ Hedgingto leverage innovative solutions.

Suggested Rewrite

Use tools that work.

"Cut the buzzwords. Say what you mean."
the masters

They knew writing was rewriting. So do we.

Stephen King

"Kill your darlings, kill your darlings, even when it breaks your egocentric little scribbler's heart, kill your darlings."

Stephen King, On Writing

AISLOP-REVIEW does the killing for you. It turns AI-generated filler into sharp, human prose.

The Problem: AI Slop Everywhere

ChatGPT makes writing easy. Too easy. Now the internet is flooded with smooth, polite, utterly forgettable prose that says nothing in 500 words.

Every blog post hedges. Every newsletter sounds like a committee wrote it. Every draft reads like it was optimized for nobody.

"It's worth noting that this represents a significant opportunity to leverage synergies and optimize outcomes across multiple touchpoints."

↑ This says nothing. And it's everywhere.

The tools that help us write have made writing worse.

The Solution: Ideas → Human Voice

AISLOP-REVIEW doesn't replace the greats like Strunk & White, Zinsser, Orwell, but it channels them. It takes your AI-assisted drafts and strips away the tell-tale signs:

The hedging ("it's worth noting that...")
The smoothing (where all edges disappear)
The corporate speak ("leverage," "optimize," "enhance")

"This is an opportunity. Here's how to use it."

↑ Same idea. Actually readable.

What's left? Your idea, in words that sound like YOU actually wrote them.

what it does

Three ways to fix your writing

Critique

See what's wrong — and why. Notes on clarity, structure, rhythm, and voice.

Rewrite

Tighten the prose. Cut the fluff. Keep your voice intact.

Humanize

Make it sound like you wrote it — not a committee.

how it works

Four steps

Paste your draft. Pick a mode. Get results in seconds.

No more AI slop. Just clear writing.

01

Drop a draft.

02

Pick Critique, Rewrite, or Humanize.

03

Get feedback that's actually useful.

04

Revise and ship.

"Omit needless words."

— Strunk & White, The Elements of Style

That's what AISLOP-REVIEW does. Every time.

pricing

Simple, honest pricing

Start with 50 runs in your 7-day free trial. Pick monthly or annual for more.

Free Trial

50 runs

$07 days
  • 50 runs
  • Critique, rewrite, humanize
  • Inline annotations
  • No credit card required
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Monthly

500 runs/month

$12per month
  • 500 runs/month
  • All features
  • Priority support
  • Cancel anytime
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Annual

Unlimited runs

$99per year
  • Unlimited runs
  • All features
  • Priority support
  • Best value
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All plans include Critique, Rewrite, and Humanize. Cancel anytime. Questions? Contact us.

Stop publishing AI slop.

Paste your draft. Get critique, rewrite, or humanize. Ship writing that doesn't sound like everyone else's ChatGPT output.

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